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This is Maximilian Strauss, our perverted man servant who will handle the website as well as shipping. Let us know if there is a problem with either one so we have an excuse to beat him. Also, we apologize in advance for the song Central European Mating Ritual. Maximilian threatened to quit if we didn’t let him put a song on the album, and we couldn’t risk losing a white slave.

 

maria@desperatespinsters.com